pulpdrinker:

sex tip!! when he puts it in, yell ‘what are u doing in my swamp’

      
      

diddily:

when your mom tells you to do the dishes

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do-you-have-a-flag:

“Shine your shoes, wipe your… face”

the best part of the entire franchise

      

straightboymamoru:

if a song was in shrek theres no way to un-associate it with shrek its forever going to be a shrek song

      

narutooth:

neptunain:

can someone from the science side of tumblr explain this

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covalent bonds

      

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narutooth:

neptunain:

can someone from the science side of tumblr explain this

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covalent bonds